Mary Oliver, ‘north country’
My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈
Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please
[Image description: a two panel comic. The first panel shows a close-up of an anthropomorphic bear crouched on the floor, looking under a piece of furniture, saying "Where the fuck is my phone". The second panel shows the same scene from slightly farther back; the bear is holding the phone in their hand, using the flashlight feature to search for it. Description ends]
The high-tech version of looking for the pair of glasses on the top of your own head gag.
Love how they're absolutely mugging to the camera but it's shot in a way that says this is a nature documentary and we are observing these men in thier natural habitat.
Anyway I stole their gender
what i wanna know is if this dude (purple pants dude also did rasputin video) dresses like this everyday or like, collects slutty 'fits specifically for these videos
Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone
