My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈
Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please
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The high-tech version of looking for the pair of glasses on the top of your own head gag.
Love how they're absolutely mugging to the camera but it's shot in a way that says this is a nature documentary and we are observing these men in thier natural habitat.
Anyway I stole their gender
what i wanna know is if this dude (purple pants dude also did rasputin video) dresses like this everyday or like, collects slutty 'fits specifically for these videos
🏳️⚧️❤️i love being trans i love being queer i love being nonbinary ❤️⚧️ (he/they)
rb this is you support trans people living their best life 💖
